Re-branding The Dork Group and Building From The Ashes



Re-branding The Dork Group and Building From The Ashes





Hello & Greetings Kiddies

Come gather around your monitors my loves and warm yourselves with a quick story.

Back in the early months of the year 2006, before Skynet became self-aware - I had an idea to create a site driven by media, arts and culture. I was in love with the idea of being able to share what I listened to, what I watched and other things that I liked in many other formats. I also wanted a site to showcase my arts - from traditional to my gradual move into digital. In that time this page has gone through many evil-lutions, many scripting format changes, a ton of site take-downs due to sharing and copyright violations. It is understandable, I come from the age where pirating was considered a norm. But, with the take-downs and sharing sites that I used that went hand-in-hand with this blog were going to complete and utter chaos, or just going completely under, the result had left this place gutted and left like a beaten animal out in the cold. 

Well, in recent months I have had wanted to restore and breathe life once again into these hallowed halls and return The Dork Group to it's glory. I am getting closer this goal and branching out to other avenues as well. I am on the verge of releasing a full-scale dot com with all the bells and whistles, including merchandise and eCommerce. By Thor's Hammer I aim to make The Dork Group one hell of a site that will be seamless.   

In returning to this site I wanted to clean and re-distribute the previous posts that I have created here. Which is fine in theory, and I have started that process.  But, in doing so it has taken me from where I wanted to focus my attention and placed it in the past again. Looking back on the past is great and full of many lessons, but if you stay in it, you will never progress. 

So, I have changed gears and I am now heading towards the thought of incorporating the past with the now. That way we can go proceed - yet have lessons learned from the past. It will be like a television sitcom, and in a half-hour all our problems will be solved, including special guests and the occasional laugh track.  

With that being said, I will close with a little reminder. A full scale-dot.com is right around the corner with merchandise and eCommerce. I am looking at a couple places that will suit my needs to print my work and handle the heavy lifting. I just need to consult a little longer with the product line-up, and make a few minor adjustments to the .com to be able to handle the eCommerce with little intrusion. 

So, please come back and celebrate all that is new, and to all that is old.

Delusions of Grandeur? Quite possibly. Quite possibly mad... but we're all mad here...

Thank you,
David Allen Gumm

Now on with the show:

"You should not have remorse for anything you have done, because to isolate one's acts as being mean, or ugly, or evil is to place an unwarranted importance on the self. Well-being is a condition one has to groom, a condition one has to become acquainted with in order to seek it. You don't know what well-being is, because you have never experienced it. Well-being is an achievement one has to deliberately seek.

In order to accomplish the feat of making yourself miserable you have to work in a most intense fashion. It is absurd you have never realized you could work just the same in making yourself complete and strong. The trick is in what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same."

- Don Juan



 I am so thankful I didn't grow up in the land of Bieber. I was watching some recent musicians the other day and became horribly disturbed. I had to return to some early classics to cleanse my palate. Figured I would share my affinity for butt-rock. 

Now Go My Son & Ro-o-o-o-o-o-ck!


~ Tenacious D - Kickapoo


~ Tenacious D - Classico



~ Tenacious D - Master Exploder



~ Tenacious D - Beelzeboss



~ Pantera - Primal Concrete Sledge

There's a double standard for the way we live
If there's nothing to have, well then there's nothing to give
I'll break a sweat and I don't regret
What you'd kill to see brings out the god in me.

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

The man of a thousand retirements
Will always be the one to tell you when to quit
I won't take stock in a withered man
I'm reaching into you, I'll make you understand

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge



~ Megadeth - Into The Lungs Of Hell



~ Megadeth - Hook In Mouth

A cockroach in the concrete, courthouse tan and beady eyes
A slouch with fallen arches, purging truths into great lies
A little man with a big eraser, changing history
Procedures that he's programmed to, all he hears and sees
Altering the facts and figures, events and every issue
Make a person disappear, and no one will ever miss you

Rewrites every story, every poem that ever was
Eliminates incompetence, and those who break the laws
Follow the instructions of the New Way's Evil Book of Rules
Replacing rights with wrongs, the files and records in the schools

You said you've got the answers, well who asked you anyway ?
Ever think may be it was meant to be this way ?
Don't try to fool us, we know the worst is yet to come
I believe my kingdom will come

[CHORUS:]
F, is for fighting, R is for red
Ancestors' blood in battles they've shed
E, we elect them, E, we eject them
In the land of the free and the home of the brave
D, for your dying, O, your overture
M, will cover your grave with manure
This spells out FREEDOM, it means nothing to me
As long as there's P.M.R.C

F, is for fighting, R is for red
Ancestors' blood in battles they've shed
E, we elect them, E, we eject them
In the land of the free and the home of the brave
D, for your dying, O, your overture
M, is for money, you know what that cures
This spells out FREEDOM, it means nothing to me
As long as there's P.M.R.C

[CHORUS:]

Put your hand right up my shirt
Pull the strings that make me work
Jaws will part, words fall out
Like a fish with hook in mouth

Rewrites every story, every poem that ever was
Eliminates incompetence, and those who break the laws
Follow the instructions of the New Way's Evil Book of Rules
Replacing rights with wrongs, the files and records in the schools

I'm not a fish
I'm a man
Hook in mouth



~ Slayer - Seasons In The Abyss

Razors edge
Outlines the dead
Incisions in my head
Anticipation the stimulation
To kill the exhilaration

[CHORUS]
Close your eyes
Look deep in your soul
Step outside yourself
And let your mind go
Frozen eyes stare deep in your mind as you die

[CHORUS 2]
Close your eyes
And forget your name
Step outside yourself
And let your thoughts drain
As you go insane... go insane

Innate seed
To watch you bleed
A demanding physical need
Desecrated eviscerated
Time perpetuated

[CHORUS]

[CHORUS 2]

Inert flesh
A bloody tomb
A decorated splatter brightens the room
An execution a sadist ritual
Mad intervals of mind residuals

[CHORUS]

[CHORUS 2]



~ Slayer - War Ensemble

Propaganda death ensemble
Burial to be
Corpses rotting through the night
In blood laced misery
Scorched earth the policy
The reason for the siege
The pendulum it shaves the blade
The strafing air blood raid

Infiltration push reserves
Encircle the front lines
Supreme art of strategy
Playing on the minds
Bombard till submission
Take all to their graves
Indication of triumph
The number that are dead

[CHORUS]
Sport the war, war support
The sport is war, total war
When victory's a massacre
The final swing is not a drill
It's how many people I can kill

[CHORUS]

Be dead friend from above
When darkness falls
Descend into my sights
Your fallen walls
Spearhead break through the lines
Flanked all around
Soldiers of attriction
Forward their ground
Regime prophetic age
Old in its time
Flowing veins run on through
Deep in the Rhine
Center of the web
All battles scored
What is our war crimes
(Era forever more...WAR)

Propaganda war ensemble
Burial to be
Bones shining in the night
In blood laced misery
Campaign of elimination
Twisted psychology
When victory is to survive
And death is defeat

[CHORUS]
Sport the war, war support
The sport is war, total war
When the end is a slaughter
The final swing is not a drill
It's how many people I can kill



~ Slipknot - Wait And Bleed

I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell I wait and bleed...

Goodbye!

I wipe it off on tile, the light is brighter this time
Everything is 3D blasphemy
My eyes are red and gold, the hair is standing straight up
This is not the way I pictured me
I can't control my shakes
How the hell did I get here?
Something about this, so very wrong...
I have to laugh out loud, I wish I didn't like this
Is it a dream or a memory?

I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell I wait and bleed...

Get outta my head 'cause I don't need this
Why I didn't I see this?
Well I'm a victim - Manchurian candidate
I have sinned by just
Makin' my mind up and takin' your breath away

[2x]
I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell I wait and bleed...

Goodbye!

You haven't learned a thing
I haven't changed a thing
My flesh was in my bones
The pain was always free

[2x]
I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell I wait and bleed...

And it waits for you!



~ System Of A Down - Sugar

The kombucha mushroom people, 
Sitting around all day, 
Who can believe you, 
Who can believe you, 
Let your mother pray, (sugar) 
Well I'm not there all the time you know 
Some people, some people, some people, 
Call it insane, yeah they call it insane, (sugar) 
I play Russian roulette everyday, a man's sport, 
With a bullet called life, yeah mama called life,(sugar) 
You know that every time I try to go 
Where I really want to be, 
It's already where I am, 
Cause I'm already there.(sugar) 
The kombucha mushroom people, 
Sitting around all day, 
Who can believe you, 
Who can believe you, 
Let your mother pray, (sugar) 
I got a gun the other day from Sako, 
It's cute, small, fits right in my pocket, 
Yeah, right in my pocket, (sugar) 
My girl, you know, she lashes out at me sometimes, 
And I just fucking kick her, and then, baby, she's O.K.(sugar) 
People are always chasing me down, 
Trying to push my face to the ground, 
Where all they really want to do, 
Is suck out my mother fucking brains, my brains (sugar). 
The kombucha mushroom people, 
Sitting around all day, 
Who can believe you, 
Who can believe you, 
Let your mother pray 
I sit, in my desolate room, no lights, no music, 
Just anger, 
I've killed everyone, 
I'm away forever, but I'm feeling better, 
How do I feel, 
What do I say, 
Fuck you, it all goes away, 
How do I feel, 
What do I say, 
Fuck you, it all goes away, 
How do I feel, 
What do I say, 
In the end it all goes away, 
How do I feel, 
What do I say,
In the end it all goes away, 
How do I feel, 
What do I say, 
In the end it all goes away, 
How do I feel, 
What do I say, 
In the end it all goes away, 
How do I feel, 
What do I say, 
In the end it all goes away, 
How do I feel, 
What do I say, 
In the end it all goes away, 
In the end it all goes away, 
In the end it all goes away, 
In the end it all goes away, 
In the end it all goes away.



~ Tool - Ænema 

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip shits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cause
I sure could use a vacation from this

Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim. 

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cause I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom, please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
Bring it down
Suck it down.
Flush it down.


 Thanks for coming and thank you all for who have stuck with The Dork Group after all these years. I am glad we can still be friends. 

"We are the D, We are the D, We are the D, We are the D, We are the D, We are the D, We are the D, We are the D, We are the D, We are the D, We are the D, We are the D, We are the D, We are the D, We are the D, We are the D, We are the D, We are the D"





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